She cleaned a pigeon off my white shirt before my interview

I was in the plaza in Coyoacan at 9.40am, twenty minutes before a job interview, when a pigeon took aim at me and I was wearing a white shirt. A woman on a nearby bench took a pack of tissues and a small bottle of water out of her bag and cleaned me up in ninety seconds without a single comment. I arrived five minutes early and calm. I got the job. I would like her to know the bird did not win. I would also like her to know I now wear grey.