Parrot versus pelican on the rail at South Pointe Park

You walked through South Pointe Park on Saturday at about 5pm with a bright green parrot on your shoulder, calm, as if it were a coat, and a pelican on the rail began to scold you. The parrot answered back. I was on a bench eating a sandwich with a very good seat. I am still not sure who won. You looked at me and said, they do this. I said, I see. It went on for four minutes. I would pay for a ticket.