I filled in as goalkeeper and now I lose every Sunday with new friends

The goalkeeper was missing from a pickup game in Gonzalo Guerrero on Sunday afternoon and I was the only person standing around. I let in seven goals and sprained my ankle on the last one. The other team carried me to a bench and one of them ran off to find ice. We are now a team of eleven that loses every Sunday and eats together after. We have not won once. I would not change the arrangement. The real goalkeeper is back. I am on the bench, with the ice.