Long story, you said about the toaster on the Pacific Beach boardwalk

You walked past me on the Pacific Beach boardwalk on Sunday morning carrying a surfboard under one arm and a toaster under the other, completely calm. I said, long story? You said, long story. I said, I have time. You said, no you do not. You were right. I have thought about the toaster for two weeks. I have not found out where it was going, whether it was the toaster's first time on a beach, or whether it still works. If you are reading, I would like to know. I would like to know about the toaster.